I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! is a dating simulator. For Colonel Sanders. Yes. The chicken man. KFC made a video game where Colonel Sanders is hot and you can romance him. I downloaded it voluntarily. I played it voluntarily. These are decisions I made as an adult with free will. I am also a lesbian. I am not attracted to men. This game was never even marketed toward my interests on a...

15 found this helpful, 2026-08-25

Hardly remember this game but it's certainly what you would expect. peak. peak is what you would expect.

1 found this helpful, 2026-09-05

I like the characters but the lack of choice and random quizzes are making me personally take this game out back. Just ain't my cup of tea.

0 found this helpful, 2026-09-24

I came across this free-to-play KFC game shortly after learning about the KFC Colonel Sanders book. You would think something this weird, with this much advertising for a business would be bad, but no. This game was a gem. It is hilarious and well worth a playthrough. With my first ending, I received the Colonel’s respect but not his love; so of course, I went back so I could get both for the true ending. If you’re...