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Stegersaurus Software Inc. / Feb 23, 2018 / Action, Indie, Simulation, Sports
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CompareJoin in the great simulated sportslike experience of friend mounting! Assemble a team and climb your way to the top! Mount Your Friends 3D brings mounting to the third dimension, with the same classic innuendo that made you slightly uncomfortable back in the day.
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Hello Mounters! We've just pushed a new version of Mount Your Friends out that adds a bunch of new features. There are now 4 new modes, including Horizontal Acceleration, as well as hard mode timers for all modes when all difficulty tiers are unlocked! Private and offline lobbies also have full customization, so you can make your own modes based on various lobby options! Want giant blocks and 15 second timers? Go for it!
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90% positive, 284 reviews
A masterpiece.
0 found this helpful, 2026-06-28
this is one of the best and most entertaining games i have ever played. the movement flows with the camera very well and i never feel disadvantaged based on camera angles. im thinking about joining the pro league after my skills have increased. would highly reccomend this game to anyone who loves a high skill multiplayer experience.
0 found this helpful, 2026-06-25
If you liked the first one, this is more of that. Super competitive, super ridiculous, and amazingly tight controls. I still don't understand why there isn't an MLG scene for this series though??
156 found this helpful, 2018-02-24
The first one was a surprise in that it had amazingly low production saved by its hilarious aesthetic and deceptively tight controls and competitive gameplay. This one is that, again. It looks like someone made a single beefy-boy model in Blender and relied on pre-made assets for the rest of the game, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if it doesn't run just fine, control like smooth butter, has distinctively perfect its dong-physics...
93 found this helpful, 2018-02-27
I loved the first Mount Your Friends so much. Seriously, I have almost 300 hours on it and I think it's an incredible title. This game. Breaks. My. Heart. First, it does away with the ability to articulate (and grab with) your feet. It reduces all the skill of the game down to a bare minimum. All you have to do to climb a tower is alternate left-click and right-click, and maybe wave your mouse around a little if...
260 found this helpful, 2018-03-01
Wanted to pop in with a super early "review" just to say to all the Mount Your Friends fans -- this game delivers. I loved Mount Your Friends, it was basically one of the best games to play at a LAN party. I first was dissapointed that you could only use hands but it makes sense and works in 3d. You still have the ability to maneuver in crazy ways and I can't wait to get hands on with friends... to mount them of...
53 found this helpful, 2018-02-23
This game just isn't doing it for me. I loved the first Mount Your Friends but this one is just not fun. You only use your arms which greatly reduces the skill level of things you can do and i feel like the customization is very bland in this game compared to the last one. I had fun for maybe like 15 minutes but after that i basically forced myself to try and have fun which i never had to do in the first one. I'm not...
13 found this helpful, 2018-03-31
In the past few years of my life I've felt a void inside of me, nothing that I've tried has filled this void. I went to the doctor's office, visited therapists, gone to psychics and still nothing has been able to satisfy me. I could never figure out what it was, I thought that it was loneliness, depression, or just life giving me a smack to the face. The day came where I didn't want to live anymore, I just wanted to...
10 found this helpful, 2018-02-25
Its fun yet challenging, pulls on your heartstrings, and hits on all of its story beats. Leaves something to be desired in the penis customization department though
4 found this helpful, 2023-08-01
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6 found this helpful, 2021-10-09