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The Secret Pie / Mar 22, 2016 / Adventure, Indie, RPG
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CompareSurvival roguelike novellas with meaningful choices and multiple endings!
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Fight cultists and lovecraftian monsters from your car! It's like Devil Daggers + GTA1 (remember Kill Frenzy? :) ). Please vote on Steam Greenlight!
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64% positive, 25 reviews
Borstal is an unusual blend of genres that feels like a forgotten interactive paperback brought to life. Developed and published by The Secret Pie, the game combines survival mechanics, procedural generation, and narrative-driven decision-making into a compact package that is more interested in tension and atmosphere than flashy presentation. Released during a period when survival games were largely focused on...
2 found this helpful, 2026-07-21
Borstal is an interesting duo of miniature survival games in which you play as the most fragile human beings on planet earth. Pitched in the description as more interactive novellas, the two scenarios provided play out like only the most classic turn based survival, harkening more to the style of NEO Scavenger than Rust in that the most engaging aspect is the text based story and randomized encounters rather than the...
33 found this helpful, 2016-03-23
I thought it will be yet another adventure or RPG game and the main goal will be to find your father. Far from that. You do not explore the map. You do not search your father. You just try to survive yet another day with a small inventory. This game is really really hard. I got the impression that every move is a roulette. If you're looking for a quick game without complicated strategy this game is for you. It's...
7 found this helpful, 2016-04-05
I strongly disagree with many of the negative reviews. For that I'll probably get thumbs downs on my review, but I stand by my thoughts on this game. For Borstal: You get a quick introduction with a short story, and then you're thrown into the randomly generated map. You can only see one tile in any direction, but each time you move more appear. There are houses, hills, rocks, and other events that come up as you...
14 found this helpful, 2017-05-24
Pretty glad this is only 2 bucks right now. It's amusing for about 10ish minutes and then there's really no reason to continue. I'm not going to request a refund under the hope that the developer adds.. some content. That's pretty much it.
17 found this helpful, 2016-08-07
A cheaply made turn based game. It's hard to complete unless you know exactly what to do and it isn't very interesting overall.
3 found this helpful, 2017-05-23
Very minimalist, with a sense of fear all the time. Mostly fear of running out of food or getting sick and dying. It took me 2 tries to figure out that every step i take actually is a big game turn. Once you know that, you are a lot more concious of the steps you take. I think this has a lot of promise, but i'd like to see the content to be expanded. For one, i feel like there's an oportunity to make the game...
7 found this helpful, 2016-04-10
This game is fun for a short while. As in 15 minutes. The price is reasonable considering how the game has little content and a short goal, but that's it. Once you beat the game, there's no point in continuing
4 found this helpful, 2017-04-07
I hate this game with all of my heart. RNG slop. No skill required except elementary pattern recognition. Insanely hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. But. Its a good game.
0 found this helpful, 2025-08-03
For the price, this is a fairly interesting game. When I first purchased Borstal, it was still in an early stage of development and had many glitches. The mountain scenario, especially, felt very random, and certain events made absolutely no sense. For instance, I recall when if I simply moved, I would die suddenly and without any prior warning; essentially for no reason at all. While there are still some random...
4 found this helpful, 2017-04-25