Heartomics: Valkyries
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Heartomics / Mar 24, 2016 / Casual
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Thank you for the support~! Heartomics: Valkyries
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40% positive, 42 reviews
"This is my first love, be gentle when you speak of Heartomics." Oh, in that case, this game isn't the worst thing I've ever played, it's just ONE of the worst things I've ever played, no joke. Let the trailer speak for itself, incoherent laughing, and a cheap hamster voice filter. Please, don't buy this game, no matter how cheap it is.
120 found this helpful, 2016-03-25
Heartomics at first sight of its name give you a very good impression. The good impression dropped to 50% when you see the trailers. But, the hope is still there. Opening the games, i am stumbled, by the poorly written instruction, impression are now at 0. I played few levels, the sprites do felt like the old Zelda, but thats it. I crashed few times, It is more like how to exit the games. The gameplay are about...
8 found this helpful, 2017-05-29
The developers first game, honestly? It shouldn't be on steam or it should be free. There isn't any positive to mention except for the developers enthusiasm? At first glance, I can't tell if this is a retro throwback, a roguelike or some adventure with no plot/story but it clearly doesn't work at all. Each time you die you have to go back through the boring vertical slime corridors, then back onto blowing up or...
23 found this helpful, 2016-04-18
Might be a fun game eventually, I have no idea. Once I got through the first couple caves after a few tries, I got to some big slimes instead of the little ones, and died when one of them was literally a dozen pixels away from touching me. Even getting through the first couple caves, sometimes some of the slimes would pass directly through me without hurting me at all, and other times I'd be in what looked like a...
6 found this helpful, 2017-01-28
Developer Response: ~24h Intro Heartomics is a game about dodging and killing enemies. Graphics There is no menu in this game. The game will offer you with a short explanation about the game and let you experience the game soon after. The sprite feels like it's been ripped off from somewhere else. The wall reminds me of old zelda's dungeon wall and i feel like i have seen the main character sprite from somewhere...
4 found this helpful, 2016-07-16
What the hell is this "game" even? There are instructions, poorly written, on the first screen (mostly "you can't do ♥♥♥♥ yet, but if you could here are the buttons)" and then gives you a room filled with foes with your slowly moving and non-combat PC to stroll too. Let me tell you, I couldn't even bother getting through that room, this game was grating that badly. Don't get this.
14 found this helpful, 2016-04-26
This is a serious candidate for the worst thing available on the Steam Store.
0 found this helpful, 2022-03-13
Heartomatics is one of the worst games I've ever played. It's difficult to tell what each sprite represents, they also don't look original and the styles don't match each other. The clipping/collisions aren't done correctly. When you gain a powerup you don't know what the hell it does. And when you die, there's no respawn, there's no way to restart from the game because there's no menu. You have to close the game...
4 found this helpful, 2016-07-31
I don't recommend it. Here's why: Pros: - It's an interesting concept, it's kind of like a mini-skyrim-like style, but in 2D. - At least it displays the instructions at the start of the game so you wouldn't have randomly type keys in order to find out what's what. Cons: - No plot/story. It instantly just puts you in a room. - There are clipping issues that occur when you bump into a wall. - There's no menu or...
2 found this helpful, 2016-10-13
Much as I'd like to give this a good review... I just don't understand this game enough. There seems to be little point beyond trying not to get hit by little purple jelly-things...
2 found this helpful, 2017-11-02