Army Men RTS brings you back to the days of staging battles with tiny plastic soldiers in your backyard...except these green soldiers carry out your every command!
Dated graphics and controls aside this is pretty solid for a 24 year old game. I think I would have loved this game if I had found it as a kid but I was too busy playing with army men in real life and and having no idea this game existed. At 75% off it was less than $2 so though I probably won't ever play this again I have zero buyers remorse.
1 found this helpful, 2026-08-29
Not recommended22 hrs played
Fun game but the textures are broken on windows 11 :(
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-11
Recommended7 hrs played
childhood classic
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-22
Recommended37 hrs played
childhood classic
0 found this helpful, 2026-08-29
Recommended5 hrs played
good rts game
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-03
Recommended5 hrs played
old but gold
0 found this helpful, 2026-08-25
Recommended1 hrs played
Old Classic.
0 found this helpful, 2026-08-26
Recommended1 hrs played
🟢 THE GREEN ARMY MARCHES AGAIN 🟢
Recommended
After more than two decades, Army Men RTS proves that some battles never truly end.
I first played this game when I was younger, and coming back to it years later brought back memories I honestly thought were buried somewhere in my childhood gaming history.
Building bases.
Collecting plastic resources.
Commanding tiny soldiers.
Fighting the Tan Army.
It...
8 found this helpful, 2026-07-20
Not recommended0 hrs played
Game simply DOES NOT WORK! There are so many fixes I have tried and every single one has failed. DO NOT RESPECT THE "lmao sound like a u problem" comments they do NOT understand extremely basic logic. If the game is sold on Steam, it should just work (and maybe sometimes needing a simple fix). I understand its an older game that utilizes older software, but WHY sell it on Steam in a completely broken state? DO NOT...
9 found this helpful, 2026-08-11
Recommended56 hrs played
This game takes me back to the GAMECUBE era when nintendo was peak. Still as fun as I remember and it works perfectly fine on windows 11 if you go and download the compatibility patch that is mentioned throughout the community/reviews columns.