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David Mödinger / Feb 24, 2020 / Action, Casual, Indie
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Help the grumpy cactus reach the stars! Find your way all the way up! Upgrade your way up until you reach the best view of the night sky.
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After publishing the source ofn shitty cactus and ideally making back the 100$ for the steam release, I originally planned on making the game free. Unfortunately... i forgot. ːcowː Sorry. I will rectify this problem now! After typing this post, I will fill out the support form to make shitty cactus free. Everyone will be able to enjoy the game... if that's possible. ːsteamhappyː Have a good time everyone! David aka Ketzu
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83% positive, 29 reviews
Fun, free school project features clever cactus upgrades.
0 found this helpful, 2026-09-16
It plays just like Doodle Jump, but I prefer Cactus.
0 found this helpful, 2026-08-27
This game is a relatively short platforming game, where you upgrade your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cactus as you earn coins it’s pretty simple but very well doneI had a lot of fun playing it. How often do you get to play a game called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cactus much well worth the price of free in my book. I would’ve paid at least 350. I think the gameplay is pretty solid too, especially considering it was just made by one guy For a school project...
0 found this helpful, 2025-11-18
Игра '♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cactus' – это восхитительный абсурд в лучшем виде! С первого взгляда кажется, что это набор нелепостей, но чем больше играешь, тем больше влюбляешься в её странный юмор и нарочитую простоту. Графика настолько "♥♥♥♥♥♥", что становится очаровательной, а геймплей, несмотря на свою примитивность, затягивает не на шутку. Вся прелесть игры заключается в её непредсказуемости и чувстве, что разработчики просто...
0 found this helpful, 2025-11-17
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