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2026-09-24What's up? We haven’t heard from each other in a while, but don’t worry – we’ve prepared for you a complete summary of what happened since the last article here. Are you ready? Let’s get started! First thing, and probably the one you’re gonna be the most interested in – Hank: Drowning On Dry Land landed on some new platforms! We want to expand Hank’s availability for all of you, so no matter if you use Steam, Epic Games, Itch.io or GOG, you can play Hank: DODL without worrying about it being available only on one of the popular sites. Now you’re able to find it almost everywhere you check! Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1937880/Hank_Drowning_On_Dry_Land/ Itch.io: https://mynextgames.itch.io/hank-drowning-on-dry-land Epic Games: https://store.epicgames.com/p/hank-drowning-on-dry-land-c30402 GOG: https://www.gog.com/pl/game/hank_drowning_on_dry_land
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Same thing with TFTA: Fartmania – it may not be available everywhere yet, like Hank, but recently we published it on Epic Games. So if you still haven’t played the ‘highest Farts Per Second’ game ever made, we highly recommend to. Epic Games: https://store.epicgames.com/p/tales-from-the-arcade-fartmania-206a38 Hank on the radio! Thanks to the Studenckie Radio Żak Politechniki Łódzkiej, Kuba had a pleasure to talk about Hank: Drowning On Dry Land – everything you need to know. It’s over 10 minutes of pure info about Hank’s universe and games gathered in one place. When you’re going to work or you’re on a walk or even before going to sleep – listen to the audition and see if Hank: DODL is a game for you! (only polish language) Proudly competing! Hank's competing at the DevGAMM Awards 2026! 🏆 We haven’t won anything yet, but we’re competing and it’s an achievement of its own. Big thanks to the organizers for the opportunity, we're proud to be among the selected games! Hank on the run Some time ago we also had the pleasure to attend the GSPS event in Poland, where the best polish speedrunners gathered together to play and - what's the most important - to raise money to help people in need! And guess what! Competition was fierce but in the end the champ, Kuboxxxxx (Jakub Szpyra) set the NEW OFFICIAL WORLD RECORD in beating Hank: Drowning On Dry Land. He completed the entire game in just 59 seconds! Another congrats to Jan Hałaburda, who also was so close to achieving that. And at the end of the weekend - over 52 000 polish zloty was raised for Fundacja Itaka. Thanks to all of you who supported the good cause! Reverse Metal Gear Our dear friend, Matt, just announced his new game, Burn-9. He describes it as a "reverse metal gear" and that's hella accurate! To be precise – you’re not the bad guys, but you’re rather the one in the chair, coordinating the mission. Heavily metal gear inspired, but Burn-9 stands proud as its own concept of a classic spy thriller with a cool twist. And the best thing is – you can already try it out, because the demo is out on Steam! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4377480/Burn9/ So don’t disappoint and guide the last survivor of an elite black-ops team in a desperate attempt to salvage a mission gone horribly wrong. Beat the odds. Save the day.
