Loading game details, prices and reviews...

Teatime Samurai: can your PC run it? Price and reviews | GameSelector

Teatime Samurai

Benergize / Jun 28, 2024 / Action, Free To Play

windows

0 playing now

Up to four player retro arcade style twin-stick shooter featuring a colorful cast of monsters inspired by Japanese folklore.

Can your PC run it?

Change your PC

Part	Your PC	MinimumNot sure	RecommendedNot sure
CPU	Not set	Dual Core CPU Can't tell	Intel Core i5 Can't tell
GPU	Not set	Not listed Can't tell	Not listed Can't tell
RAM	Not set	2 GB RAM Can't tell	8 GB RAM Can't tell

What's new

Big Bad July 15th Update

2024-07-15

Woah, hey gang! Welcome to Teatime Samurai July 15th update. What can you expect in this big ol' update? Randomized Boss Order The order in which bosses appear is now totally randomized, so you're no longer fighting Liu and Shovel first every single game. Weapons There are now multiple varieties of torches in Teatime Samurai. Each one has unique properties and behavior, and there are more on the way! A New Boss Fight! A stretchy yokai joins the boss lineup! Defeat the deadly dreamer in this new update! Localization Teatime Samurai is now in a whole handful of languages! Tell your pen pals in far away places! Bug Fixes Tons of bug fixes, minor and major. Thank you for all the feedback! Coming Soon New enemies, weapons, and stats are on the way! Stay tuned for a cool underground catfish yokai.

Open on Steam

What players say

Positive

93% positive, 15 reviews

Recommended3 hrs played

Teatime Samurai is a wonderfully ridiculous little arcade shooter, and I had a lot of fun with how seriously it treats such a silly premise. I am basically a samurai returning to an old dojo for tea, only to discover that the place has been overrun by zombies, skeletons and all kinds of bizarre creatures inspired by Japanese folklore. The whole thing has a goofy sense of humor, but underneath that it is a...

0 found this helpful, 2026-09-07

Not recommended4 hrs played

"Teatime Samurai" is a laughably badly made 2D retro pixel top down twin stick shooter with a vague "tea time in ancient Japan" theme that doesn't make sense and certainly doesn't help the terrible delivery. The most enjoyable part of this game is the thought that the developer genuinely thought people would give him money for this. What do you do in the game? Really bad twin stick shooting, that's it. Shallow...

0 found this helpful, 2025-10-19

Recommended1 hrs played

hey really liked the game. next time tho make it harder.

0 found this helpful, 2025-10-26

Recommended3 hrs played

a fun game

More like this

10 Minutes Till Dawn

96% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter

Kill The Crows

95% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter

Beat Hazard

95% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter

Laika: Aged Through Blood

93% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter

Crimsonland

93% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter

Splatter - Zombiecalypse Now

90% positive reviews

In commonArcade and Shooter