Weed Simulator

Absolutely crap. So you can only "play" as a MALE plant that doesn't even produce buds. :D There's no option to change your herbal gender. D: You just stand motionless in a field while your ultra powerful PC blasts off into space like a crypto-mining rig. You could fry an egg on it. Bad af, refund, don't wanna give a coin to dev even for a joke.

5 found this helpful, 2026-08-01

Peak gaming. You play as a weed. That’s it. Just you. Standing in a field. Getting absolutely fkn cooked by the sun. 10/10. Finally a game that understands my career goals.

1 found this helpful, 2026-09-09

Nah. I just wanted to go play with the other weeds. Or follow the yellow brick road. But I couldn't. 'Cause I was a stationary plant just like in real life. It's pretty, stuff moves, but you do not. Runs as an idler & shows up as a 'Perfect Game' when all steam achievements are received. Not sure why it would make a PC run hotter than games that you can actually play.

0 found this helpful, 2026-06-18

simple idle trophy game nothing more to be had here. you either want the trophies so you get the game and let it run or you cry like a lot of people that dont look at stuff before they buy.... no ones fault but theirs... Set It An Forget It...