Iron Roses

This is one of my favorite games of all time. Not because it is fun, challenging, or well written but because it is so completely awful that I couldn't imagine why anyone would have thought anything like Iron Roses should even exist. This product of the obviously insane software studio that brought forth this crime against humanity made me laugh uncontrollably. The main character, a detestable self-entitled...

11 found this helpful, 2013-12-04

A great reminder to raise your children to be moral considerate people, lest they turn into the main character. She almost deserves to go through the garbage-gathering and fetch-quest minigames, but unfortunately we get dragged along too- and the wench still doesn't pay the rent she owes. Actually scratch that, she deserves it all.

2 found this helpful, 2017-08-30

Funny story: I actually got in contact with the lead guitarist of Megasapien on Myspace back in when actually upkept a profile. He had a sense of humour and I bugged him about tableture for one of the songs on the game. I said that I actually liked the sounndtrack but that the game was a bit... yea. He agreed. This game is rubbish. I played it as long as I could but in the end the only positive about it is that...

1 found this helpful, 2019-12-26