The Art Theft is a game that captures the true essence of committing a sophisticated crime: **looking cool in your head** while actually bumping into everything like a Roomba with anxiety. You boot it up thinking you’ll be some elegant, high-IQ phantom thief—black gloves, silent footsteps, dramatic lighting. Then five minutes in you’re crouch-walking at 0.3 mph, staring at corners like they owe you money, and...
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